Seroius Buisness (Vulgar)

I normally try to maintain a light mood towards life. An optimistic outlook, a pleasant facade with which I carry out my day to day. But something has... come to mind lately that I do not wish to make humorous.

This post is for every man everywhere on this glorious planet of ours, but it is to the women whom we share it with. Not all women, but... well you will know who you are.

Women, you need to understand something about men. No matter who they might be, we have a hard time showing true passionate emotions. How we really feel is not something we feel comfortable sharing with our closest friends, much less a woman, who we know will not understand how we think, or what we are thinking. When a man tells a woman that he has feelings for her, he is taking a HUGE step outside of his realm of comfort. Especially if he does not know if that woman feels the same about him. It would be akin to jumping out of a plane without a parachute, and hoping that, maybe, we might hit some big cushion that will allow us to walk away with our bones, minds and hearts intact. Now, understand ladies that, men can deal with rejection. We understand that, you may not feel the same way about us, and we can deal with that. It will take time to cope, but we will get over it, and we will move on with our lives. What really pisses me off is the following situation.

"You know Karen, I really like you."

Karen responds with a raised eyebrow and look of disgust. Followed by this little phrase.

"Oh? Really?"

Who.

The.

FUCK!

Do you think you are!

You look down on us? You say that to a person who has genuine fucking feelings for you? Who just paid you a huge fucking compliment I might add, that anyone could ever even be attracted to your condescending ass. When men are told that a woman likes us, we are fucking flattered, no matter who she may be. We may not return the feelings, but we are truly happy. But you feel entitled to not only humiliate us, but to make us feel that we were shit fucking retarded for ever even CONSIDERING that you two could be more than friends. No, you know what? Not friends. Friends treat each other with dignity and respect when one is pouring their hearts out to the other. You are responding like we just told you we wanted to sodomize you. Which is far better than what you deserve.

I, of course, understand that not all woman are like this, and to those of you that let us guys down easy, and can even maintain a friendship after that, here's to you. But to those of you who I am speaking to, your heads are so far up your own assholes that you don't even realize I'm speaking to you.

I get that men can be assholes, and I get that we have our flaws. But women, you are by no means better ANY of us. You want us to treat all of you like princesses? Fine, but be ready to treat all of us like fucking princes.

Juju signing out.