A Peak into the Mind of an Indie Douche.

A few people have brought to my attention over the last year or so that I am an indie douche. For those of you who don't know what that means, it means that I am a person that listens to indie bands (bands that are not signed to a major record label, played on the radio, known by the general public). I'm sure many of you know an indie kid, and know that these people tend to be real pricks when it comes to telling you why your kind of music is terrible, and ours is amazing. Many people don't understand why we would even consider putting down their music. They take it personally as if they had written and performed it themselves. I hope to offer a little more explanation as to why we think this, so that the rest of society can see where we are coming from.

The conversation (for me) usually goes like this.

Ignorant Shithead: "OMFG that new Nickleback song is so win."

Arrogant Cockbite: "I call hax. How could anyone like that horse shit. I could roll my head on the keyboard for hours and write better lyrics than that."

The conversation, usually goes down hill from there. With I.S. trying to defend the song and explain why it is the best song since (and I'm not making this up) "I Will Survive." While A.C. keeps cutting the song down while sometimes hinting that he thinks you are the most retarded person to exist since Ronald Regan.

But there is something you all have to understand. Cockbites. These Shitheads don't know music and the fine arts like we do. And Shitheads. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. If you wanted sell your house you wouldn't ask your neighbor what he thought you should be putting it on the market for. No. You get it appraised, by a professional. Most Cockbites have been studying music and fine arts for a while. But Cockbites, we can't be angry at Shitheads. We have to understand its not their fault. It's the fucking RECORD COMPANIES!!! Those Assholes have been listening to the same shit for years now. And they will never listen to anything good. Ever. The Shitheads don't care enough to go look for truly amazing music, they just have the Assholes give it to them. But Cockbites, we, have nothing to do but sit around all day find these hidden bands, and talk about how awesome our beards are.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you're both wrong. Shut the hell up.

Play Nice,
Juju.